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They've read the scripture, they've
passed the plate
And we're both prayin' he don't
preach late
But he's gettin' "Amens," and that's
just our luck
Yeah, it's eighty-five degrees outside
and he's just gettin' warmed up
Oh you and me, we could be soakin'
up that sun
Findin' out just how fast your brother's
boat'll run
I tell you there ain't nothin' that'll
test your faith
Like a long sermon on a pretty Sunday
Well it's been rainin' all week long
I woke up this mornin', the dark
clouds were gone
We've both been raised not to miss
church
But on a day like today heaven knows
how much it hurts
Oh you and me, we could be soakin'
up that sun
Findin' out just how fast your brother's
boat'll run
I tell you there ain't nothin' that'll
test your faith
Like a long sermon on a pretty Sunday
See that sunlight shinin' through
that stained glass
How much longer is this gonna last
Oh you and me, we could be soakin'
up that sun
Findin' out just how fast your brother's
boat'll run
I tell you there ain't nothin' that'll
test your faith
Like a long sermon on a pretty Sunday.
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Celebrity
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Someday I'm gonna be famous,
Do I have talent? well, no.
These days you don't really need
it,
Thanks to reality shows
Can't wait to date a supermodel,
Can't wait to sue my dad.
Can't wait to wreck a Ferrari
On my way to rehab
Cause when you're a Celebrity
It's adios reality
You can act just like a fool
People think you're cool
Just cause your on TV.
I can throw major fits
When my latte isn't just how I like
it
They say I've gone insane,
I'll blame it on the fame,
And the pressures that it goes with
Being a Celebrity
I get to cry to Barbara Walters,
When things don't go my way.
I'll get community service
No matter which law I break
I'll make the supermarket tabloids,
They'll write some awful stuff
But the more they run my name down,
The more my price goes up
Cause when you're a Celebrity,
It's adios reality
No matter what you do,
People think you're cool,
Just cause you're on TV.
I can fall in and out of love,
Have marriages that barely last
a month.
When they go down the drain
I'll blame it on fame
And say it's just so tough.
Being a Celebrity
So let's hitch up the wagons and
head out west
To the land of fun in the sun
We'll be real world bachelors
Jackass - Millionaires
Hey, Hey, Hollywood
Here we come!
Yeah, When you're a Celebrity
It's adios reality
No matter what you do,
People think you're cool,
Just cause you're on t.v.
Being a Celebrity
Yeah Celebrity!
uh-huh
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Me Neither
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Darlin' I've been standin' here
just watchin' you all night
And I think I've even caught you
watchin' me a couple times
If I don't ask I'll never know
This may sound dumb, but here we
go
Do you believe in love at first
sight?
Me neither
I'm glad that we agree
Believe me
That's a big relief
Well, this place is awful crowded
And this music is so loud
Would you like to go and grab a
bite to eat?
Me neither
It's nice to finally meet a girl
who doesn't move too fast
I was only checkin', that's the
reason that I asked
Relationships need time to grow
You and I should take this slow
And darlin' tell me, would you like
to dance?
Me neither
I was just bein' polite
Thank goodness
My feet are much too tired
I'm sure you're tired too
I can see an empty booth
Would you like to maybe sit and
talk a while
Me neither
We'd never get along
I'm thinkin' there's no chemistry
at all
This has been a waste of time
And I'm runnin' outta lines
Don't you think it's time for me
to end this song
Me neither. (Back
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Who
Needs Pictures? (Back
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There's an old Kodak camera in my
dresser drawer
I ran across it just this afternoon
And I realized that I don't ever
use it anymore
In fact last time I did I think
it was with you
When we were down in Cozumel
We had the whole beach to ourselves
And it's crazy now to think
That it's all there on that film
And I could take it to the store
To be developed, but what for
I can still see everything just
fine
And who needs pictures with a memory
like mine
Standin' there I couldn't help but
think about
Everything that might be on that
roll
I think it even has another trip
we took
I guess that must've been at least
three years ago
When we were down in Baton Rouge
And there wasn't much to do
So we drove into New Orleans every
afternoon
And I swear that you would think
That it was only yesterday
'Cause I can still see everything
just fine
Who needs pictures with a memory
like mine
Somewhere in my closet
There's a cardboard box just sittin'
on a shelf
It's full of faded memories
And it's been there ever since the
night you left
Oh, just forgotten photographs
To remind me of the past
Oh, but I can still see everything
just fine
Who needs pictures with a memory
like mine
Yeah, who needs pictures with a
memory like mine. (Back to Top)
Whiskey
Lullabye (Back to
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She put him out like the burning
end of a midnight cigarette.
She broke his heart: He spent his
whole life trying to forget.
We watched him drink his pain away,
a little at a time,
But he never could get drunk enough
to get her off his mind,
Until the night:
He put that bottle to his head and
pulled the trigger.
And finally drank away her memory.
Life is short, but this time it
was bigger,
Than the strength he had to get
up off his knees.
We found him with his face down
in the pillow,
With a note that said: "I'll love
her till I die."
And when we buried him beneath the
willow,
The angels sang a whiskey lullabye.
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la.
La la la la la la la,
La la la la la la la.
The room was full but nobody knew
how much she blamed herself.
For years and years, she tried to
hide the whiskey on her breath.
She finally drank her pain away,
a little at a time,
But she never could get drunk enough
to get him off her mind.
Until the night:
She put that bottle to her head
and pulled the trigger.
And finally drank away his memory.
Life is short, but this time it
was bigger,
Than the strength she had to get
up off her knees.
We found her with her face down
in the pillow,
Clinging to his picture for dear
life.
We laid her next to him beneath
the willow,
While the angels sang a whiskey
lullabye.
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la.
La la la la la la la,
La la la la la la la.
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la.
La la la la la la la,
La la la la la la la. (Back
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Don't Breathe
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Oh yeah, sure, no problem
I'll just throw away these feelings
Let go of all these hopes
And never think of you
No offense, but you've lost it
If you think I'll just forget you
And decide that I don't love you
Do you realize what you're tellin'
me to do
It's like sayin' don't breathe
Or don't blink
Well darlin' I don't think you understand
See, I can't just turn this off
It's like sayin' don't eat
Or don't sleep
Our love's just one of those things
That I've gotten used to doin' way
too long
You don't have to worry
I'm not gonna stop you
You can pack up all your things
And head on out that door
But don't stand there and tell me
How you think it would be best
To leave my feelings in the past
And not allow myself to love you
anymore
It's like sayin' don't breathe
Or don't blink
Well darlin' I don't think you understand
See, I can't just turn this off
It's like sayin' don't eat
Or don't sleep
Our love's just one of those things
That I've gotten used to doin' way
too long
It's like sayin' don't eat
Or don't sleep
Our love's just one of those things
That I've gotten used to doin' way
too long. (Back to Top)
He Didn't
Have to Be (Back to Top)
When a single mom goes out on a
date with somebody new
It always winds up feeling more
like a job interview
My momma used to wonder if she'd
ever meet someone
Who wouldn't find out about me and
then turn around and run
I met the man I call my dad when
I was five years old
He took my mom out to a movie and
for once I got to go
A few months later I remember lying
there in bed
I overheard him pop the question
and prayed that she'd say yes
And then all of a sudden
Oh, it seemed so strange to me
How we went from something's missing
To a family
Lookin' back all I can say
About all the things he did for
me
Is I hope I'm at least half the
dad
That he didn't have to be
I met the girl that's now my wife
about three years ago
We had the perfect marriage but
we wanted somethin' more
Now here I stand surrounded by our
family and friends
Crowded 'round the nursery window
as they bring the baby in
And now all of a sudden
It seemed so strange to me
How we've gone from something's
missing
To a family
Lookin' through the glass I think
about the man
That's standin' next to me
And I hope I'm at least half the
dad
That he didn't have to be
Lookin' back all I can say
About all the things he did for
me
Is I hope I'm at least half the
dad
That he didn't have to be
Yeah, I hope I'm at least half the
dad
That he didn't have to be
Because he didn't have to be
You know he didn't have to be.
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We Danced
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The bar was empty
I was sweeping up the floor
That's when she walked in
I said, "I'm sorry but we're closed"
And she said "I know,
But I'm afraid I left my purse"
I said, "I put one back behind the
bar
I bet it's probably yours"
And the next thing that I knew
There we were, lost in conversation
And before I handed her her purse
I said, "You'll only get this back
on one condition"
And we danced
Out there on that empty hardwood
floor
The chairs up and the lights turned
way down low
The music played, we held each other
close
And we danced
And from that moment
There was never any doubt
I had found the one
That I had always dreamed about
And then one evenin'
When she stopped by after work
I pulled a diamond ring out of the
pocket of my shirt
And as her eyes filled up with tears
She said, "This is the last thing
I expected"
And then she took me by the hand
And said, "I'll only marry you on
one condition"
And we danced
Out there on that empty hardwood
floor
The chairs up and the lights turned
way down low
The music played, we held each other
close
And we danced
Like no one else had ever danced
before
I can't explain what happened on
that floor
But the music played
We held each other close
And we danced
Yeah, we danced. (Back
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In The Garden
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I come to the garden alone
While the dew is still on the roses
And the voice I hear falling on
my ear
The son of God discloses
And He walks with me
And He talks with me
And He tells me I am His own
And the joy we share as we tarry
there
None other has ever known
He speaks and the sound of His voice
Is so sweet that the birds hush
their singing
And the melody that He gave to me
Within my heart is ringing
And He walks with me
And He talks with me
And He tells me I am His own
And the joy we share as we tarry
there
None other has ever known
And the joy we share as we tarry
there
None other has ever known. (Back
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West Texas forecast more of the same
Sunny and mild no chance of rain
That old John Deere tractor ain't
moved in days
Oh, but he's out there climbin'
back on
Because he's yet to admit that his
crops are all gone
She stares out the window fightin'
back tears
And watches him wastin' his time
in the fields
They're havin' problems payin' the
bills
And she knows that it won't be long
Before the bank finally places a
lien on the farm
And the tractor keeps rollin'
The dust rises high
Creating the only cloud in the sky
He's holdin' his ground
But it's gettin' tough
He's keepin' his faith
In the Lord up above
And prayin' for rain
Through a cloud of dust
Yesterday somethin' in town caught
his eye
The old hardware store had a help
wanted sign
He thought about stoppin' but he
drove on by
'Cause he just can't bear to let
go
After all it's the only life he's
ever known
And the tractor keeps rollin'
The dust rises high
Creating the only cloud in the sky
He's holdin' his ground
But it's gettin' tough
He's keepin' his faith
In the Lord up above
And prayin' for rain
Through a cloud of dust
Yeah, he's holdin' his ground
But it's gettin' tough
He's keepin' his faith
In the Lord up above
And prayin' for rain
Through a cloud of dust
West Texas forecast more of the same
Sunny and mild no chance of rain.
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Two Feet
of Top Soil Back to Top
Yesterday I thought that I was low
as I could get
I had hit rock bottom ever since
you up and left
But this morning when I saw you
with
Somebody else, well needless to
say
That's when I started sinking even
lower
And as far as where I am at today
There's two feet of topsoil
A little bit of bedrock, limestone
in between
A fossilized dinosaur
A little patch of crude oil
A thousand feet of granite underneath
Then there's me
I was kinda hopin' I could dig my
way back out
A couple dozen roses maybe get you
back somehow
But the love in your eyes as you
talked to him
Today was plain to see
So I ain't gonna get involved, but
Should you change your mind
Well you know right where I'll be
There's two feet of topsoil
A little bit of bedrock, limestone
in between
A fossilized dinosaur
A little patch of crude oil
A thousand feet of granite underneath
Then there's me. Back
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Two People
Fell In Love Back to Top
A baby's born in the middle
of the night in a local delivery room
They grab his feet smack him till
cries he goes home the next afternoon
Before you know he's off to school
and he graduates in May
Goes out and gets a Ph.D. and then
cures all sorts of things
Wins a Nobel Prize and saves a million
different lives
The world a better place for all
he's done
It's funny when think about the
reason he's alive
Is all because two people fell in
love
Right now at a picnic shelter down
by canyon creek
You'll find potato salad, hot dogs
and baked beans
The whole Wilson family's lined
up filling there paper plates
They drove or flown in here from
15 different states
Stanley Wilson said that sixty years
ago he knew
That miss Emma Tucker was the one
Now five generations get together
every June
And all because two people fell
in love
Yea there ain't nothing not affected
When two hearts get connected
All that is will be or ever was
Every single choice we make
Every breath we get to take
Is all because two people fell in
love
I recall a young man who was drifting
aimlessly
And a young waitress who seemed
lonesome as can be
In a little cafe right off 14th
avenue
With a whole lot of help from up
above
We met and things sure turned around
for me and you
And all because two people fell
in love
Baby there ain't nothing not affected
When two hearts get connected
All that is will be or ever was
I'm glad your dad could not resist
And mammas charm to you exist
All because two people fell in love
Ya know to me it's all so clear
Every one of us is here
All because two people fell in love
A baby's born in the middle of the
night in a local delivery room
They grab his feet smack him till
cries he goes home the next afternoon. Back to
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Part II Back
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Hollywood never fails to make a
sequel
For each and every movie that does
well
Why can't love be more like that
Where the best ones get a second
chance
And that way though you're gone
It wouldn't be that long ('til)
I'd see you in part two
And we'd pick up where we left off
When I lost you
And we'd fall in love again
And change the way the story ends
Yeah, we'd bring back me and you
In part two
Lookin' back we had so much to look
forward to
The kind of love that deserves to
be continued
And if this were only Tinseltown
By now they would have figured out
A way for you and I
To give it one more try and
I'd see you in part two
And we'd pick up where we left off
When I lost you
And we'd fall in love again
And change the way the story ends
Yeah, we'd bring back me and you
In part two
Yeah, we'd fall in love again
And change the way the story ends
Yeah, we'd bring back me and you
In part two. Back
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Too Country
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Too country what's that
Is it like too Republican or too
Democrat
Is it too far to the left
Too far to the right
Too straight down the middle
Is it too black or too white
Are the biscuits too fluffy is the
chicken too fried
Is the gravy too thick are the peas
too black-eyed
Is the iced tea too sweet does it
have too much tang
Are there too many lemons in mama's
lemon meringue
Too country what's that
It is too many pearls of wisdom
under grandpa's old hat
Is it just too old fashioned is
it just too antique
Is the question too strong or the
answer too weak
Are the roses too red is the sunshine
too bright
Are there too many stars in the
heavens at night
Are there too many fish that still
jump in the stream
Is the blue sky too blue is the
clean air too clean
Is the grace too amazing is the steeple
too tall
Are there too many "yes sir's",
"yes ma'am's"
And "how're y'all's"
Is the message too real too close
to the bone
Do the fiddle and steel remind you
too much of home
Is honest and true just not in demand
Too country
Too country
Too country
I don't understand. Back
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I've Been
Better Back to Top
Darlin' after you left I got that
promotion
They transferred me out to La Jolla
right on the ocean
And now I'm makin' more money than
I can spend
I've got a house on the beach and
a bunch of new friends
Oh, you oughta hear what they say
Tellin' me that I've got it made
But
I've been better
Yeah, I miss those times when we
were still together
Right now lookin' back
I don't think the past has ever
been this clear
And I realize sittin' here, as I
write this letter
Oh, I've been better
I've been seein' a girl that I met
out in Spring Valley
She's havin' the time of her life,
least that's what she tells me
She says it's love and to tell you
the truth
I've tried my best to feel that
way too
Oh, but I always realize
When I look into her eyes
That
I've been better
Yeah, I miss those times when we
were still together
Right now lookin' back
I don't think the past has ever
been this clear
And I realize sittin' here, as I
write this letter
Oh, I've been better
Oh, I've been better . Back
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Wrapped
Around Back to Top
Every day I clock out
And head straight to her house
We cuddle up on the couch
But it always ends the same ole
way
I'm drivin' home and it's incredibly
late
Something's got to change, 'cause
I've been wrapped around her finger
Since the first time we went out
Every day and every night she's
all I think about
I need that girl beside me
When the lights go out
I think it's time to put a ring
on the finger
I'm wrapped around
Went to the bank took out a loan
Went and bought the perfect stone
Called up her dad on the phone
I'm takin' him to dinner Sunday
night
I've never been so nervous in my
life
I want to do this right, 'cause
I've been wrapped around her finger
Since the first time we went out
Every day and every night she's
all I think about
I need that girl beside me
When the lights go out
I think it's time to put a ring
on the finger
I'm wrapped around
Yes sir I love her very much
I know it's only been seven months
But that's long enough
I've been wrapped around her finger
Since the first time we went out
Every day and every night she's
all I think about
I need that girl beside me
When the lights go out
I think it's time to put a ring
on the finger
I'm wrapped around
I think it's time to put a ring on
the finger
I'm wrapped around. Back
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You Have
That Effect on Me Back to Top
Every morning the last couple of
weeks
In between shaving and brushing
my teeth
I'd lean on the sink and practice
my lines
By now you would think they'd be
memorized
But leave it to me to come all this
way
Get down on one knee and forget
what to say
I'm at a loss, should have known
this is how it would be
'Cause you have that effect on me
I must admit I still don't understand
Why I lose my head holding your
hand
There's no explanation, no simple
excuse
For this intoxication I feel around
you
And now truth be known since I've
met you girl
I've been walkin' around in my own
little world
One look in my eyes and darlin'
any fool could see
That you have that effect on me
You've had your eyes on a two carat
ring
I finally went out and I bought
it
Right now it's at home sittin' on
my TV
Would you believe I forgot it
But you can't blame me 'cause it's
plain to see
That you have that effect on me
Yeah, you have that effect on me
Girl, you have that effect on me.
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Hard To Be
a Husband/Wife (with Chely Wright) Back
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You wouldn't believe the number
of times I've heard somebody say
How come some guy, some handsome
prince, hasn't swept you away
But I take off on that tour bus,
a different city every night
And doing what I love to do makes
it hard to be a wife
You wouldn't believe the number of
times I've been asked that myself
Folks can't understand why a heart
like mine is still on the shelf
But I'm married to my music and
I have been most my life
That makes it hard to be a husband
It makes it hard to be a wife
Cause I'd rather play the Grand
Ole Opry
Than go out to dinner and a movie
Right now I'm not thinkin' bout
a family of my own
Cause the band's on stage and I'm
late for my show
There's folks who think my life is
lacking
Cause my time at home is usually
spent packing
You might assume that I don't' have
a clue what love's about
Oh, but I know love
Of that I have no doubt
Cause you wouldn't believe the way
it feels to hear somebody say
Your song sure means a lot to me
It got me through a real tough day
And if hearing words like that means
giving up my social life
Then I've got all the friends I
need on that front row
And I've got all the friends I need
on that back row
And we can't see those folks unless
we're never home
And that makes it hard to be a wife
And hard to be a husband
And hard to be a wife. Back
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It Never
Would'a Worked Out Anyway Back
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Oh lighten up, where's your sense
of humor
They're just tiny little rumors
That I started 'cause I'm lookin'
out for you
Oh settle down, I'm just a little
jealous
And I'm sure those other fellas
Never once believed the lies I told
were true
Like the time I told that cowboy
that you used to be a man
And the doctor you were datin' that
you hide your wedding band
Even if I am responsible for scaring
them away
You really ought to thank me, I
was doin' you a favor
'Cause it never woulda worked out
anyway
Oh can't you see, the reason that
I'm doin'
All the crazy things I'm doin'
Is because I really care about you
girl
And I'll admit I go a little farther
Than I know I probably oughta
But it's all because I need you
in my world
Like the time I told that lawyer
that you spent a year in jail
And the salesman you were seein'
you hang out at cheap motels
Even if I am responsible for scaring
them away
You really ought to thank me, I
was doin' you a favor
'Cause it never woulda worked out
anyway
I can't stand the thought of you
with anybody else
I know I've gone overboard but I
can't help myself
Like the time I told that dentist
you had seven little kids
And you doubled as a dancer at the
strip joint on the ridge
Even if I am responsible for scaring
him away
You really ought to thank me, I
was doin' you a favor
'Cause it never woulda worked out
anyway
It's all because I love you and I
can't stop thinkin' of you
And it never woulda worked out anyway.Back
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Holdin' On
To You (Back to Top)
I'm holdin' on to you
When I close my eyes
You're still in my arms
And we never said goodbye
And it's all that I can do
To go on with my life
But that's supposed to be the reason
Why I'm here tonight
In a downtown restaurant with a friend
of a friend
Well she sure likes to talk and
I ain't heard a single word she's said
Oh, but every now and then I nod
And I pretend to pay attention
And I say things like, "uh huh"
And, "yeah, you're right" and "are
you kiddin"
And I laugh when it seems
Like the right thing to do
It's hard to hold a conversation
Holdin' on to you
I'd give anything
Just to hear your voice
Or see you look at me and smile
Oh but what I miss the most
Is holdin' on to you
'Cause here I am tonight
Starin' at a woman
Who's the last thing on my mind
Oh, but every now and then I nod
And I pretend to pay attention
And I say things like, "uh huh"
And, "yeah, you're right" and "are
you kiddin'"
And I laugh when it seems
Like the right thing to do
It's hard to hold a conversation
Holdin' on to you
When I close my eyes
You're still in my arms
And we never said goodbye. (Back
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Sleepin'
On The Foldout (Back to Top)
Sleepin' on the foldout thanks to
me and my big mouth
Why did I do what I did
I should'a known better than to
lie
But it's too late and so tonight
I'm
Sleepin' on the foldout sofa-bed
She wanted me to go and see her family
But I told her that I had to work
I never dreamed she'd get home so
dang early
And she caught me cleanin' fish
Out on our back porch
And now I'm
Sleepin' on the foldout thanks to
me and my big mouth
Why did I do what I did
I should'a known better than to
lie
But it's too late and so tonight
I'm
Sleepin' on the foldout sofa-bed
I can't believe they call this thing
a mattress
It's 2 a.m. and I'm wide awake
Lookin' back I should'a just been
honest
Instead of tellin' her the whole
staff
Spent the day out on the lake
And now I'm
Sleepin' on the foldout thanks to
me and my big mouth
Why did I do what I did
I should'a known better than to
lie
But it's too late and so tonight
I'm
Sleepin' on the foldout sofa-bed
Yeah, I'm sleepin' on the foldout
sofa-bed. (Back to Top)
I'm Gonna
Miss Her (Back to Top)
Well I love her
But I love to fish
I spend all day out on this lake
And hell is all I catch
Today she met me at the door
Said I would have to choose
If I hit that fishin' hole today
She'd be packin' all her things
And she'd be gone by noon
Well I'm gonna miss her
When I get home
But right now I'm on this lakeshore
And I'm sittin' in the sun
I'm sure it'll hit me
When I walk through that door tonight
That I'm gonna miss her
Oh, lookie there, I've got a bite
Now there's a chance that if I hurry
I could beg her to stay
But that water's right
And the weather's perfect
No tellin' what I might catch today
Well I'm gonna miss her
When I get home
But right now I'm on this lakeshore
And I'm sittin' in the sun
I'm sure it'll hit me
When I walk through that door tonight
That I'm gonna miss her
Oh, lookie there, I've got a bite
Yeah, I'm gonna miss her
Oh, lookie there, I've got a bite.
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Come On Over
Tonight (Back to Top)
You know I'm stubborn, set in my
ways, said I'd never
Fall in love, used all the old cliches
But just now when you called and
my heart rate hit the roof
I realized it's time to eat my words
and face the truth
So come on over tonight we'll sit
on the swing
Watch the pigs fly by flappin' their
brand new wings
Just sit back and relax and watch
me eat my hat
While the oak trees sprout dollar
bills
And I look you in the eye
To finally say the words I swore
I'd never say
In my whole life
So come on over tonight
I called my buddies, they're comin'
too
After the way I ran my mouth they
can't
Believe it's true
They're bringin' pizza and sweet
tea
And I hope that you don't mind
But they said they've gotta see
this
And they promise to be quiet
So come on over tonight we'll sit
on the swing
Watch the pigs fly by flappin' their
brand new wings
Just sit back and relax and watch
me eat my hat
While a big ol' bolt of lightning
Strikes me not just once, but twice
As I say the words I swore I'd never
say
In my whole life
Yeah, come on over tonight
Me fallin' in love, that's one of
those things
That I swore would never come true
But I'm startin' to think that nothin'
is impossible now
That I found you, nothin'
Yeah, come on over tonight we'll
sit on the swing
Watch the pigs fly by flappin' their
brand new wings
Just sit back and relax and watch
me eat my hat
See the premiere performance of
demons on ice
As I say the words I swore I'd never
say
In my whole life
Say, come on over
Hey, come on over
Said, come on over tonight. (Back
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You Will
Never Leave Harlan Alive (Back to Top)
In the deep dark hills of eastern
Kentucky
That's the place where I trace my
bloodline
And it's there I read on a hillside
gravestone
You will never leave Harlan alive
Oh, my granddad's dad walked
down
Katahrins Mountain
And he asked Tillie Helton to be
his bride
Said, won't you walk with me out
of the mouth
Of this holler
Or we'll never leave Harlan alive
Where the sun comes up about ten
in the morning
And the sun goes down about three
in the day
And you fill your cup with whatever
bitter brew you're drinking
And you spend your life just thinkin'
of how to get away
No one ever knew there was coal in
them mountains
'Til a man from the Northeast arrived
Waving hundred dollar bills he said
I'll pay ya for your minerals
But he never left Harlan alive
Granny sold out cheap and they moved
out west
Of Pineville
To a farm where big Richland River
winds
I bet they danced them a jig, laughed
and sang a new song
Who said we'd never leave Harlan
alive
But the times got hard and tobacco
wasn't selling
And ole granddad knew what he'd
do to survive
He went and dug for Harlan coal
And sent the money back to granny
But he never left Harlan alive
Where the sun comes up about ten
in the morning
And the sun goes down about three
in the day
And you fill your cup with whatever
bitter brew you're drinking
And you spend your life just thinkin'
of how to get away
Where the sun comes up about ten
in the morning
And the sun goes down about three
in the day
And you fill your cup with whatever
bitter brew you're drinking
And you spend your life digging
coal from the bottom of your grave
In the deep dark hills of eastern
Kentucky
That's the place where I trace my
bloodline
And it's there I read on a hillside
gravestone
You will never leave Harlan alive.
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I Wish You'd
Stay (Back to Top)
I talked to my sister in Memphis
And I told her you were movin' to
town
Here's her number
She said she'd be glad to show you
around
I left a map on your front seat
Just in case you lose your way
But don't worry, once you reach
Sallisaw
It's all interstate
I know you need to go
But before you do I want you to
know, that I
Wish you the best
And I wish you nothing less
Than every thing you've ever dreamed
of
And I hope that you find love along
the way
But most of all
I wish you'd stay
I figure right about sundown
You'll be in West Tennessee
And by then
Maybe I'll understand why you had
to leave
I know that you've done some changin'
And I know there's no changin' your
mind
And yes I know
We've been through this a thousand
times
I'm sorry for still holdin' on
I'll try to let go and I'll try
to be strong, and I'll
Wish you the best
And I wish you nothing less
Than every thing you've ever dreamed
of
And I hope that you find love along
the way
But most of all
I wish you'd stay
Yeah, everything you've ever dreamed
of
And I hope that you'll find love
along the way
But most of all
I wish you'd stay
I wish you'd stay. (Back
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All You
Really Need Is Love (Back to Top)
So you say you wanna tie the knot
And you're askin' me if I think
that the two of you have got
What it takes to make it work
Well one thing's for sure
All you really need is love
Let me say I'm happy for you both
And here's a little something that
the two of you should know
If you want to do it right
Just take my advice
All you really need is love
And a license and a blood test and
a bunch of invitations
A minister, a white dress, and of
course a congregation
And flowers and music and candles
and cake
And a bunch of rice for folks to
throw as you drive away
Now what's that expression on your
face
You're lookin' kind of pale, is
everything OK
Don't worry you'll be fine
If you just keep in mind
All you really need is love
And bridesmaids and groomsmen and
a wedding coordinator
And food for the reception, you'll
need someone to cater
Did I forget to mention it'll take
a couple rings
And of course a P.A. system if you're
wantin' me to sing
Now you look so happy you could cry
And that explains the tear drops
I see wellin' in your eyes
Don't worry you'll be fine
If you just keep in mind
All you really need is love
I'm sure I'm tellin' you something
you already knew
All you really need is love. (Back
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